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The Talk to Strangers Project, One Year Later

I started this project exactly one year ago. To say it’s changed my life would be as obvious as the preceding sentence, given the title of the post. On a quantitative level: I have talked to maybe 200-300 strangers; I have … Continue reading

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Three Strikes

Lately I’ve felt like I’ve come such a long way being able to talk to strangers that I’ve almost perfected the art. Such hubris always presages the fall and sure enough I bit it big time Saturday night. I actually … Continue reading

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Rocker Slut

So I went to hear Jennifer’s band play again Friday night. They sucked worse than before but I put up with it for obvious reasons. Then, after the show, I went backstage and there was Jennifer making out with some … Continue reading

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Top Ten List

Top ten reader-submitted responses to the question, “Why is your Lamborghini black with gold sparkles down the middle?” 10. “It matches my shoes.” —PeacePipe21 9. “Three words: Liberace Estate Sale.” –Ken D. 8. “The gold for the side panels was … Continue reading

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Rocker Grrrl

Jennifer and I did it last night and she was amazing. I’ll be honest. In my limited experience, women are all about the same in bed. That is to say, the standard deviation between awesome in bed and sucky in … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl, Master of Indifference

I had lunch with Michelle just now. I asked her about that guy was dating and she said it didn’t work out. And she’s not seeing anyone new either. She asked about me and I said I was dating Jennifer. … Continue reading

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Goodbye, My Love

Gunther came by last night to pick up Ms. Pac Man. He brought some sketchy dude named “Gordo,” which I assumed meant his name was Gordon, but he said it didn’t and I didn’t pursue it any further. I was … Continue reading

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Jennifer, Meet My Girlfriend…

Well, it happened. Jennifer met my girlfriend who’s been living with me for the last week… Ms. Pac Man. She loved it! We literally played Ms. Pac Man till 2:00 in the morning. On the one hand, it was fun … Continue reading

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Wrong Number

The other day, a lady called me at work and when I answered she said, “Oh, sorry, wrong number.” I said, “What number are you trying to reach?” She gave it to me, I told her where she went wrong … Continue reading

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Jenny from the Froyo Shop

I went out with Jennifer Friday night. (She’s the girl I met at the frozen yogurt shop.) Picked her up in Santa Monica and went to the new mall for dinner at some place called Xino. Jennifer is a buyer … Continue reading

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