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Farewell

I was going to end the blog in June after my wedding, but as the date gets closer, I am starting to realize that this wedding thing might actually take up more of my time than I thought. So I’ve … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl

It was like a movie. I was leaving for the night, the elevator doors opened, and there she was. It was so perfect that even Michelle had to laugh. I got in. I was about to say something. I was … Continue reading

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Michelle Speaks (to Me)

Michelle called last night. We talked for an hour. Still haven’t seen her in person since Thanksgiving, but I’ll take what I can get. Here’s the crux of the problem. This relationship is not a trivial matter and we both … Continue reading

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To Michelle

Dear Michelle, I hope you are reading this because it’s my only way of communicating with you since you won’t return my calls or emails. First of all, I want to apologize. I should have told you about the blog. … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving, final entry

I am so fucked. I am back in L.A. without Michelle because Michelle broke up with me. This whole thing is such a big complicated fucking mess, I don’t even know where to begin. But I’ll try to explain what … Continue reading

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Rain

It’s raining in L.A. today so that can only mean one thing: traffic. Normal, ordinary rain is equivalent to a blizzard here. There are accidents on every freeway, massive flooding (there are no storm drain in L.A.), and huge delays. … Continue reading

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Flat Tire Fixer

Michelle slit my throat while I was sleeping last night and now I am blogging from the afterlife. Actually, things are going fine. We had lunch every day this week and we’re going out Friday. But on to more important … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl

I slept with Michelle. After a week of ignoring my calls, she emailed me on Friday saying she couldn’t face me after what happened. I told her we needed to talk about it. She reluctantly agreed but said she couldn’t … Continue reading

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The Help

Friday night was really… interesting. First of all, Michelle picked “The Help” to go see. They should have handed out Ziploc bags to the six men in the theater to store their balls. There is no way any guy in … Continue reading

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Going Out with Elevator Girl?

Michelle just sent me an email inviting me to a movie. This is totally weird. I asked her if I should bring a date. Was Dan going to be there? She said, no, just the two of us. Well, I’m … Continue reading

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