We went to get froyo yesterday and Michelle had to run back to the car to get her frequent eater punch card. So in the short time I was waiting for her I sampled the different flavors and started making comments out loud, like “Huckleberry? More like Suck-leberry.”
One hot woman laughed, and I felt the need to defend myself. I said, “You try it. It tastes like frozen salad dressing.”
She took a sample, shuddered, and I said, “See? Now the Boysenberry is actually pretty good but that’s not coming back till next month.”
She said, “You must come here a lot if you know their flavor rotation.”
I said, “Yeah, well, my fiance really likes to fill up her punch card.”
But suddenly, her smile just kind of faded. I wasn’t even thinking this was some kind of flirting thing, but I definitely got the sense that she was interested. Just then, Michelle came back in with her card and said, “What looks good?”
The hot girl said, “Enjoy your yogurt,” and continued on.
Michelle was like, “Making friends, I see.”
It was weird, ever since I stopped looking at women as potential dates, they’ve become more interested in me. Are women that into the air of indifference? I can’t believe that I’m acting any differently here.