Monthly Archives: September 2011

Asshole in an Audi

I was driving home on Santa Monica Blvd. and a guy in a new Audi A5 passes me on the right which is not a lane then cuts in front of me before he hits the parked cars. This shit … Continue reading

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Chloe, Meet Michelle

Michelle and I were hanging out at the Farmers’ Market in Brentwood when I saw the pet adoption sign. Normally, Chloe works in Santa Monica on the weekends, but for some reason, she was in Brentwood this time. I thought … Continue reading

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Another Poker Douche

Gunther invited me to a poker game at his place last night. Normally I’m not much of a poker player but I’ve been feeling down lately, like I’ve lost some of my talk-to-strangers mojo, so I thought it would be … Continue reading

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Seminar Fail

I don’t know what’s gotten into me but I totally failed at a seminar I had to go to yesterday. I had to do this training seminar on new federal regulations and there were about fifty bankers from ibanks all … Continue reading

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Cell Phone Lady

I found a cell phone in the parking garage this morning. It was newish, in good condition, and it worked. So I took it to a pawn shop and sold it for ten bucks. Just kidding. I did the only … Continue reading

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El Pollo Loco

I was in the mood for El Pollo Loco for lunch yesterday. Don’t ask me why. I just felt like it was time to go back. So I drove to the El Pollo Loco and ordered the three-piece combo. Oddly, … Continue reading

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Tile Guy

Michelle is redoing the bathroom in her condo, so I went with her to look at tile at the flooring store. This is something you do when you are a good boyfriend, which I am. The reason I know this … Continue reading

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