Monthly Archives: August 2011

Fame Junkies

Had dinner with Michelle Friday night, went back to my place, and she left on Sunday. Awesome weekend. I’m reading a book called “Fame Junkies” which was recommended by the similar Drew Pinsky book I recently read about narcissism. It’s … Continue reading

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Flat Tire Fixer

Michelle slit my throat while I was sleeping last night and now I am blogging from the afterlife. Actually, things are going fine. We had lunch every day this week and we’re going out Friday. But on to more important … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl

I slept with Michelle. After a week of ignoring my calls, she emailed me on Friday saying she couldn’t face me after what happened. I told her we needed to talk about it. She reluctantly agreed but said she couldn’t … Continue reading

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Cheese Guy

No word from Michelle. I honestly think she needs to get some professional help. She is certifiably crazy. But I digress. I went to Whole Foods last night to pick up some dinner and I walked by the cheese department. … Continue reading

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The Help

Friday night was really… interesting. First of all, Michelle picked “The Help” to go see. They should have handed out Ziploc bags to the six men in the theater to store their balls. There is no way any guy in … Continue reading

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Going Out with Elevator Girl?

Michelle just sent me an email inviting me to a movie. This is totally weird. I asked her if I should bring a date. Was Dan going to be there? She said, no, just the two of us. Well, I’m … Continue reading

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Work Tool Is Gone

In the shortest tenure in the history of my office, J.T. has been fired! Yes, he’s only been with us for less that a week. No, it wasn’t because he kept talking about how awesome Texas was, even to the … Continue reading

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How-To Guide

Reposting this… The blog has seen a huge increase in traffic in the last month. No idea why, but here’s my advice for the best way to figure out what the hell I’m talking about. First, read the manifesto. There’s … Continue reading

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Dog Groomer

I’m still learning about how to take care of a dog. Polly has been very helpful and she gave me the number of a dog groomer. I would give Tad a bath myself, and I have, but he’s been scratching … Continue reading

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Work Tool

We closed our Houston office earlier this year and those bankers got distributed to our other offices. For some reason, this took six months and today some tool named “J.T.” showed up in our office. Obviously, given the nature of … Continue reading

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