Monthly Archives: June 2011

Animal Nurse

Tad chewed the leg of my chair and got a splinter of wood stuck in his stomach. At least that’s what they said at the emergency animal hospital! He was throwing up and Chloe said I should take him to … Continue reading

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Cheesecake Guy

Went to see Bad Teacher with Chloe at the Arclight in Sherman Oaks (because you can reserve your seat–totally worth it). The only bad thing about the Galleria is that there are very few places to eat and no stores … Continue reading

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Hotel Bar Woman

This story doesn’t end how you think. I did not meet a lonely businesswoman in the hotel bar and wind up in bed with her. I did, however, meet a lonely businesswoman who wanted to go to bed with me. … Continue reading

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Chicago!

I am in Chicago. Sometimes I have to go to stupid places like Chicago on business so I can do due diligence. Whatever. Here’s what I decided to do on the plane. I challenged myself to talk to the person … Continue reading

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Commissioner Gordo

Gunther came by last night with that nut-job Gordo. Apparently, their GPS-enabled sneakers found a backer. Seriously. Some moron gave these two idiots half a million dollars to go into production. (If you don’t remember the idea, it’s to put … Continue reading

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Random Act of Kindness

Okay, this isn’t really talking to strangers, but I was walking in the parking garage and a crazy idea struck me. I got a piece of paper out of my car and wrote the following note: “Hi, I saw you … Continue reading

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Free Bacon Upgrade

I just got back from the dentist (just a cleaning) and I have to tell you, the periodontist or whatever she’s called (the lady who actually cleans my teeth), that’s someone who is great at talking! And what’s amazing about … Continue reading

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TAD

Guess who just moved in and is living with me now? Wrong, not Chloe. Wrong again, not my old roommate Scott. I am now the proud owner of one mangy mutt named The Artful Dodger, or “Tad” as he likes … Continue reading

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Carver Carver

Okay, one last post about Vegas and then I’ll move on to current events. Chloe and I ate the buffet at Planet Hollywood on one occasion (it had to be done) and it’s always amazing to see the spread of … Continue reading

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How-To Guide

The blog has seen a huge increase in traffic in the last month. No idea why, but here’s my advice for the best way to figure out what the hell I’m talking about. First, read the manifesto. There’s a link … Continue reading

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