Monthly Archives: May 2011

I’m Married!

Just kidding. I’m not that big of an idiot. But we did have fun this weekend. Chloe and I drove to Vegas Friday. Traffic was a bitch but once we hit the desert it was okay. Whenever I get to … Continue reading

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Vegas, Baby!

I am going to Vegas for the long weekend with Chloe. More details to come but I promise not to come back married.

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Elevator Girl Lives Up to Her Name

Just ran into Michelle in the elevator on the way down to lunch. I said hi, she said hi, and then we rode down with the other people in silence. When we got to the lobby, she stopped me, though. … Continue reading

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New Newspaper Guy

Woke up early enough this morning to see the newspaper guy dropping off my Times. But it wasn’t Hector, it was some new guy. So I said, “Hey, what happened to Hector?” The guy said, “Hector quit, man. He won … Continue reading

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Magazine Kid

I’m back to work today after two days home with a cold. Yesterday, I was minding my own business catching up on Judge Judy when the doorbell rang. I didn’t even know I had a doorbell, that’s how many times … Continue reading

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Home Sick

I’m home sick today, which means that I’m feeling pretty awful because the fact is adults still go to work when they’re just a little sick. It’s just a bad cold, but whenever I’m sitting in my apartment with a … Continue reading

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First Dates

First dates are the ultimate TTS experience. Everything I’ve learned (and failed to learn) so far about communicating, listening, picking up on subtle bodies cues, being interesting and interested– it all comes to a head on a first date. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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Janet in Reception No More

Janet was promoted. She is now an analyst. This is baffling for several reasons. First, I had no idea Janet knew anything about banking or was even interested in financial markets. Being an analyst is no picnic. Sure it pays … Continue reading

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Rebound Date

Can I be on the rebound when the relationship I’m rebounding from never actually happened? Seems weird but that’s how I feel. I was feeling pretty upset about Michelle this whole weekend but I didn’t want to waive the white … Continue reading

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Game Over

I got an email from Michelle this morning saying she needed to talk to me about something. So we met up for lunch and I’m not going to draw this out, she told me she’s engaged. I know. What the … Continue reading

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