Monthly Archives: March 2011

Going for a Walk

A year ago, Sunday would have meant watching TV or catching up on work. I hate the outdoors. I don’t like hiking, biking, or riding on whatever you call those pretentious three-wheel sit-down chopper-bicycles that you see tree-huggers on sailing … Continue reading

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Rocker Grrrl

Jennifer and I did it last night and she was amazing. I’ll be honest. In my limited experience, women are all about the same in bed. That is to say, the standard deviation between awesome in bed and sucky in … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl, Master of Indifference

I had lunch with Michelle just now. I asked her about that guy was dating and she said it didn’t work out. And she’s not seeing anyone new either. She asked about me and I said I was dating Jennifer. … Continue reading

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Goodbye, My Love

Gunther came by last night to pick up Ms. Pac Man. He brought some sketchy dude named “Gordo,” which I assumed meant his name was Gordon, but he said it didn’t and I didn’t pursue it any further. I was … Continue reading

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Jennifer, Meet My Girlfriend…

Well, it happened. Jennifer met my girlfriend who’s been living with me for the last week… Ms. Pac Man. She loved it! We literally played Ms. Pac Man till 2:00 in the morning. On the one hand, it was fun … Continue reading

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Wrong Number

The other day, a lady called me at work and when I answered she said, “Oh, sorry, wrong number.” I said, “What number are you trying to reach?” She gave it to me, I told her where she went wrong … Continue reading

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Jenny from the Froyo Shop

I went out with Jennifer Friday night. (She’s the girl I met at the frozen yogurt shop.) Picked her up in Santa Monica and went to the new mall for dinner at some place called Xino. Jennifer is a buyer … Continue reading

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Olive Juice in Gangland

Just a bit of trivia: The most popular search terms that mistakenly lead people to this blog are “Olive Juice” and “Gangland.” Olive Juice was the title of my post back in September about my previous girlfriend jumping the gun … Continue reading

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Ms. Pac Man

Gunther as you may recall buys and sells things on eBay. For a living. (The whole story is back here.) Anyway, he took delivery of a stand-up Ms. Pac Man machine and I agreed to let him keep it in … Continue reading

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4-Legged Dog Girl

I saw Polly again and asked about the new dog I saw her with. First of all, his name is “Fellini,” which seems a little pretentious. Second, Fellini is a mixed breed, but mostly Lab. And third, unlike François, Fellini … Continue reading

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