Monthly Archives: February 2011

Hall Pass

Went to see “Hall Pass” last night with Paul. The movie mostly sucked. There were a few laughs but the Farrelly Brothers were showing their age. Just seemed like a movie from 15 years ago. Anyway, the movie didn’t start … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl Not Getting Off at My Floor

Michelle and I just had a long talk after work. We went out for drinks and I asked her how Valentine’s Day went. Here’s what she said: “The guy was nice enough. Not that hot but he was funny. We … Continue reading

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Hot Women Also Love Frozen Yogurt

There’s this place on Montana in Santa Monica called “Menchies” and I have to say, the hottest women go there. Maybe not as unbelievable as that cupcake place but still, it was pretty A-list. Plus, it’s almost all women. Practically … Continue reading

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Lunch Truck

I’m still plotting my next move with Elevator Girl and have consequently been in a bad mood all week, but still I couldn’t resist talking to this stranger: the guy in a lunch truck outside of work. In case you’re … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day

What a load of crap Valentine’s Day is. I sat home and watched House. Meanwhile, Michelle went on some blind date with some douche her sister set her up with. I am thinking that I should just confront Michelle and … Continue reading

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WTF?!

So lunch didn’t happen with Michelle till today. Here’s the relevant portion of the conversation: “So, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with Adam,” I lied. “Yeah, I’m sure you’re really sorry,” she said with a smile. I laughed. “Okay, … Continue reading

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Game On

I left a VM for Michelle the other night and she didn’t call me back. I was getting pretty pissed, wondering what the hell is going on. But then, from out of the blue, I just got this email: “Sorry … Continue reading

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I Need an Elevator Girl Update

I haven’t talked to Michelle in almost a month. I was away on business then she had to go out of town for some wedding. Last I heard she and Dr. Wonderful were in couple’s therapy and it wasn’t going … Continue reading

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Beautiful Women Love Cupcakes

I’m walking down San Vicente on the way to Baja Fresh and I see three tall, beautiful women coming towards me. They look like supermodels. They’ve got some sort of stretch pants on, and jog bras or something on top. … Continue reading

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Lunch with Old Guy

Yesterday I went to the mall to have lunch and it was packed. There were no tables anywhere so I made a big move: I asked if I could sit down with some old guy eating by himself. The old … Continue reading

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