Monthly Archives: January 2011

Scott Has Flown the Coop

Scott moved out. He admits that he owes me for a new TV or at least fixing the screen on the one he broke but he said he has “absolutely no way to pay for it.” He thinks it’s best … Continue reading

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Bad Parker, Bad Dater

Bad Parker was a dud. She picked me up 45 minutes late, explaining that she “hates Brentwood” and “always gets lost.” We went out to see The King’s Speech which I thought was amazing. Really incredible performances and an engrossing … Continue reading

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Bad Parker

Last night I went down to the garage to get my car to leave work and I noticed the car next to me was parked like an idiot. You know the type, some asshole who’s too busy to line it … Continue reading

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While the Cat’s Away…

So first of all, I get back to find my TV with a big crack in it. Seems Scott decided to throw a party while I was away and things got out of control. Some guy Scott didn’t even know … Continue reading

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I’m back

Trying to get organized. Will post soon.

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You Want Strangers? You Got Strangers!

About 600 million of them. I am in Mumbai. There are people everywhere. It is kind of freaking me out. A guy at the airport asked if I needed a wife. Seriously. I thought he was a pimp but it … Continue reading

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Mum-bye bye

I’m going to India. Not to live but for at least a week to close this big deal I’ve been working on forever. Fuck! I need to be here to keep track of things with Michelle. It’s my big chance … Continue reading

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Couples Therapy Update

Emailing with Michelle right now. Couple’s therapy this evening didn’t go well! She thinks it’s over! I told her to give him another chance (yeah, right!). She thanked me for being a good friend. I told her to hang in … Continue reading

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Coffee Shop Girl

Had coffee with Paul this morning at this place on Main Street in Santa Monica and as usual Paul was running late. So I ordered my coffee and I noticed the woman had a cool accent. That was my in. … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl in Play???

I had lunch with Michelle yesterday to catch up, wish her a New Year, etc., and she drops a bombshell. Dr. Perfect and her are having problems. Now they didn’t break up or anything but she said she went to … Continue reading

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