Monthly Archives: December 2010

2010 Recap

I’m back east for the holidays, so to my readers, Happy Holidays. If you’ve fallen behind, now might be a good time to catch up on my posts, so click the “Sort By” button and select “ASC” to sort the … Continue reading

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Christmas in L.A.

The Holidays are especially tough in Los Angeles because everyone abandons the city. Since no one is really from here, it becomes a ghost town which is nice I guess for traffic but mostly it just seems post-apocalyptic. Scott is … Continue reading

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Three-Legged-Dogless Girl

Polly’s dog died. I saw her in the complex without François and I said, “Hey, where’s your dog?” She told me he had cancer. I was thinking, “Great, like the holidays aren’t depressing enough without thinking about dogs dying of … Continue reading

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Speed Dating Joker

I just got the call that exactly zero women chose me to meet again! WTF?! Here I was all filled with hubris, bragging about my prowess at talking to strangers and guess what? Every girl in there thought I was … Continue reading

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Speed Dating King

As predicted, I am awesome at speed dating. I have gotten so much experience talking to strangers that I was very comfortable just sitting down with each woman and finding out what she was all about. I talked a little … Continue reading

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Speed Dating

Gunther wants to try speed dating and he needs a wingman. Since he and Monica broke up and Marny dumped me I guess it makes sense. Plus, I should be really good at this, right? I mean, I’m an expert … Continue reading

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Another Lunch with Elevator Girl

Michelle and I are back to being friends and we had lunch yesterday. I played it cool; no declarations of undying love, just me being smart and funny. But here’s why I do love Michelle: she’s smart and funny, too. … Continue reading

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Work Is Overrated

I had to ship some boxes from my parents’ house back to my apartment in L.A. and so I had to go to the post office back home last week. An old man held the door open for me as … Continue reading

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