Marny dumped me.
She said, “I love you” again and when I didn’t respond, she went off on me.
She called me an asshole. She said she only agreed to date me in the first place because she thought I was a nice guy. She said she usually dates guys much hotter than me. She said I was bad in bed.
I suppose these insults should have hurt but I didn’t really care and had basically no reaction. Somehow, that made her even more mad. Like she was so insignificant to me that nothing she said could get any rise out of me. Marny is actually pretty perceptive sometimes.
She left and Scott came in, having heard the whole thing. He asked, “Are you all right?”
I said, “Whew. I’m glad that’s over.”
He smiled and said, “Let’s go grab a beer.”