Monthly Archives: July 2010

The Proverbial Dry Cleaner

I keep mentioning the dry cleaner as the type of person I should be talking to. So when I actually went in this morning to drop off my dry cleaning, it was hard to avoid thinking about it. I bit … Continue reading

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Gunther and I

We hung out last night. I ran into Gunther at the mailboxes and he was like, “Fletcher!” and I’m like, “Gunther!” like we were old friends. I was going to leave it at that but then he said, “You ready … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl Still Has No Name

I’m pissed because I was alone in the elevator with her and I just couldn’t muster the courage to say something. I almost did but she looked like she was in a bad mood or something. I don’t know. It … Continue reading

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Euro Taxism

I know I said I would only post about the Project but I couldn’t help but show you this unfortunate choice of domain name for the Euro Taxi Santa Monica. And yes, I snapped this photo while driving, though I … Continue reading

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Bao Guy Has a Name

It’s Scott. I was back at the mall getting lunch at the sushi place and the guy spotted me. “Hey, sweet and lo guy. Come back for more plumberry tea?” He obviously remembered our one and only conversation and called … Continue reading

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Mailbox Guy Has a Name

It’s Gunther. Seriously. Here’s how the conversation went down: “Hey, you’re in 302, right?” “Yeah.” “Yeah, I’ve seen you around. What’s your name?” “Gunther.” “Fletcher.” [ed. note: I have decided it’s okay to reveal my first name. Hi. I’m Fletcher.] … Continue reading

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The Cop

Okay, so check this out. I’m grabbing lunch at Baja Fresh on San Vicente and I see a cop having lunch by himself. He’s in uniform and all but he’s eating alone. So I go up to him and I … Continue reading

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I Need a Girlfriend

It’s Saturday night and I’m sitting here watching the fucking “Transporter” on Spike. I checked in with Paul, he’s going to some party and didn’t exactly say, “Hey, come along.” I sometimes hang out with my friend Neil at work … Continue reading

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Elevator Girl Sighting

Saw Elevator Girl again just now but it was too crowded to say anything. She is so beautiful.

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Mailbox Guy

Near miss tonight meeting the guy whose mailbox is next to mine at my apartment complex. I’ve seen him dozens of times and yet it never occurred to me till now to talk to him. He’s a little older, maybe … Continue reading

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